March 2013
grasstafarian:
Your mouth could do brutal things to my heart but you’re a risk I’m willing to fuck because I have a feeling your hands would do beautiful things to my thighs.
December 2012
I'm starting to understand why some people think...
This is how I explain shows:
Little Shop of Horrors: an alien plant comes alive and starts eating everyone
Spring Awakening: German kids have sex and die
Rent: a group of friends in New York are poor and have AIDS and die
Book Of Mormon: it's making fun of Mormons who go to Africa and try to convert the Ugandans and most of them have AIDS
Avenue Q: Sesame Street on crack
Chicago: Lets murder people and get away with it because we are attractive!
Into The Woods: Aww cute princess stories OH MY GOD ACT 2!!!!?!
West Side Story: Romeo and Juliet with gang members.
Wicked: Musical fanfiction of fanfiction
Phantom of the Opera: Crazy disfigured guy living under a theater breaks into a girl's dressing room at night, teaches her to sing, and then goes all crazy jealous and starts killing people and wrecking the theater when she tries to become independent of him.
Thoroughly Modern Millie: Oh look at them! Livin large and livin it up! Too bad the Great Depression is going to hit in five years or so.
Spamalot: CRACK
Pippin: King Charlemagne's son has an identity crises so he runs away, runs back, then runs away again.
Man of La Mancha: Crazy knight fights a windmill while the other one rides a donkey.
Les Miserables: everyone you love dies. The ones who live are just annoying.
Godspell: Hippy Jesus camp
Hair: Hippy Jesus camp set during the Vietnam War with much drugs, camping in the park, and burning of draft cards.
Sweeney Todd: Everyone sings, then unknowingly eat each other.
Watchvideohall:
This girl is insane, I think
> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.
> Her neighbors must hate her.
July 2012
June 2012
mum: ohhh look how close jupiter and saturn are
me: do their orbits ever sync up?
mum: you mean do they overlap each other?
me: yeah. like, do they ever get ~intimately acquainted
me: do they dance the interplanetary tango
mum:
mum:
mum:
me: i bet they're only ever close to each other like once every decade or something
me: oh my god that's so tragic
me: i ship it
me: astrological otp
mum: you're adopted
So I hear Obamacare passed.
harpalyce:
thingsareswinging:
And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this?
Should- should somebody tell them?
No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.
April 2012
