Your mouth
could do
brutal
things
to my
heart
but you’re a
risk
I’m willing to
fuck
because I have a feeling
your hands
would do
beautiful
things
to my
thighs.
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I could not love John Green any more.
I could not love Hannah Hart any more.
(This is a video I made last year discussing marriage equality.)
Michael Buble’ pulls a fan on stage to sing with him and get’s shocked to hell when his fan has talent!
“Holy shit balls!”
So you think you don’t like Michael Bublé? Think again.
I love this video so much.
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okay maybe this is my favorite thing ever
I’ve always loved Michael and this just sealed the deal even further.
I could not stop grinning/getting emotional throughout this whole video!
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Homosexual agenda REVEALED!
(via @jbendery)
“It’s very dear to me, the issue of gay marriage. Or as I like to call it: ‘Marriage.’ You know, because I had lunch this afternoon, not gay lunch. I parked my car; I didn’t gay park it.” - Liz Feldman
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chadleymacguff: thegestianpoet:
LOOK AT THESE TWO BEARDY DUDES WHO GOT MARRIED IN WASHINGTON STATE THIS WEEK
LOOK AT EM
God I hope they sit around in arm chairs drinking scotch with monocles saying ‘QUITE’
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I'm starting to understand why some people think musical theatre is weird
- This is how I explain shows:
- Little Shop of Horrors: an alien plant comes alive and starts eating everyone
- Spring Awakening: German kids have sex and die
- Rent: a group of friends in New York are poor and have AIDS and die
- Book Of Mormon: it's making fun of Mormons who go to Africa and try to convert the Ugandans and most of them have AIDS
- Avenue Q: Sesame Street on crack
- Chicago: Lets murder people and get away with it because we are attractive!
- Into The Woods: Aww cute princess stories OH MY GOD ACT 2!!!!?!
- West Side Story: Romeo and Juliet with gang members.
- Wicked: Musical fanfiction of fanfiction
- Phantom of the Opera: Crazy disfigured guy living under a theater breaks into a girl's dressing room at night, teaches her to sing, and then goes all crazy jealous and starts killing people and wrecking the theater when she tries to become independent of him.
- Thoroughly Modern Millie: Oh look at them! Livin large and livin it up! Too bad the Great Depression is going to hit in five years or so.
- Spamalot: CRACK
- Pippin: King Charlemagne's son has an identity crises so he runs away, runs back, then runs away again.
- Man of La Mancha: Crazy knight fights a windmill while the other one rides a donkey.
- Les Miserables: everyone you love dies. The ones who live are just annoying.
- Godspell: Hippy Jesus camp
- Hair: Hippy Jesus camp set during the Vietnam War with much drugs, camping in the park, and burning of draft cards.
- Sweeney Todd: Everyone sings, then unknowingly eat each other.
